oh. my god.

(Source: zombiehhh, via quitelikearthurdent)

cloudfather:

share your hair duh

**premise: julie carries a lot of cash always/not really

1. julie lights her cigarettes with cash
2. julie smokes a rolled up twenty as a cig, stuffed with shredded cash, lit with cash
3. julie eats cash as a salad
4. julie freezes change for ice cubes

quitelikearthurdent:

yo dawg  I heard you like Julie so we put Julie in your Julie so you can Julie while you Julie 

SO META

(Source: chomptime)

llhenley:

it’s not a glove. 

OH MY GOD IT REALLY ISN’T A GLOVE

(Source: slowunloader)

(Source: slowunloader, via llhenley)

some things, like:

• purging rules, but
• you have too many clothes
• you have only one of each sock
• books are heavy
• you have too many ceramic kitten figurines
• you have too many plants
• there are five million balls of yarn and they are impossibly tangled and smell like cat urine
• the cat has been using the yarn box as a litter box apparently
• if you tell your mom you’re having a yard sale, she won’t want you to sell any of those ceramic kittens she gave you from before
• good thing those fish died after all because that fish tank is heavy as shit
• you don’t have any clothes hangers

because of these things you will

• obsess over every object, weighing its sentimentality against effort of bringing it with you
• try to sell uneaten easter chocolate at the yard sale
• panic about anyone helping you because YOURE INSANE and THERE IS NO SYSTEM DONT LOOK AT ME